Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ava asks for foreplay.

One of the main reasons my most recent relationship ended was a major lack of foreplay. I believe it was the band camp girl in American Pie that said "You gotta preheat the oven before you stick the turkey in". And here is my problem. Guys, who hasn't seen American Pie? She is teaching Jim to have sex. Maybe all guys need to be taught? Or maybe they just forget that we ladies need foreplay. Just because I am horny, doesn't mean I don't want to mess around first. Sometimes a finger can feel better than a "Prada".

The relationship started out hot and heavy. He was so into my body in the beginning. He would put his hands up my dress in public. A few times he tried to go down on me in a cab! We couldn't keep our hands off each other. After about 3 months everything cooled off.
Let me paint a picture of what happened the last time we had sex:

Ex: "I'm horny"(begins removing trousers)

Ava: "Ok. What should we do about that?" (grinning)

Ex: "Gimme a hand job"(thrusts 'Prada' into Ava's hand)

Ava: "Can't you kiss me or something first?" (Plays with 'Prada' with zero enthusiasm)

Ex: "Fine. Take your clothes off." (kisses Ava's neck)

Ava: "Can we please have a little foreplay next time?"

Ex: "But you're wet, doesn't that mean you are horny?"(jams it in)

So, I see a problem with this. Do you? This isn't the only time something like this has happened with this man. This was just the last time! When I think about the best sexual experiences of my life, every one involves hot and steamy foreplay. Is this what women want?(I know I do) And men want a wet hole? What is going on with us?

The first time we had this awful boring sex I didn't think it was end of the relationship. But, the first time I went to the bar after it, I found myself on the prowl. I would look at a man and think, "I bet he would slam me up against a wall and spank me" or "I bet he would stay down there for hours" or "Look at those lips, I want to make out with him in the shower".

So, eventually I strayed and ended the relationship. I don't like the idea of going through the motions when it comes to sex. I want to always have the want, the urgency and the throw down. This girl needs a good ravishing. Gentlemen, I beg you, please don't cut out the foreplay!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Ariel and Ava: The Begining

The two of us have been friends for almost ten years. We have gone through dating ups and downs together. We have held each others hands (and hair) through the worst of it and laughed and cheered through the best. But, along the way we realized that the ordeals that we are going through are interesting at the least and hysterical at the most.
It is so easy for us ladies to get a cheap thrill from shopping. Why can't we transfer that into the bedroom? Sometimes a quick trip to Mango in Soho will brighten the day, even if we don't buy anything! Flirting can have the same effect, but the deed can often be less than satisfying. It is obvious that the clothes that we buy can help us attract a man. But, how do we know he is going to be worth our time?
We are independent self maintained girls who are looking for some guys to have fun with. It would seem like hitting the jackpot to get a man home and have him know exactly what to do. Is it to much to ask for "Prada" that actually functions as it should? Shouldn't New York men be animals in the sack? From what we hear, they should have lots of practice. If all guys think about is sex, then why aren't they better at it?
We are going to call them as we see them with this blog. We are also going to be as honest as we can be. Maybe the two of us, and anyone reading along, can discover why good sex is such a mystery. We hope you enjoy reading about our love lives. Please feel free to comment on our blog. Who knows, maybe you have the key to unlocking the perfect shag!

Sincerely,
Ariel and Ava